eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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