Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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