I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
True college students do jello shots in the library
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