My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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