do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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