Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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