This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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