How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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