she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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