what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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