I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
