Where are you?
In a non slutty way
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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