He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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