so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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