you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
