Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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