It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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