My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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