2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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