i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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