Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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