She announced her abortion via fbk
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
We don't watch enough power rangers
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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