Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You brought string cheese to the strip club
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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