Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
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We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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