You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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