Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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