and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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