weddingsv make me drug and hornr
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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