Your dad touched me again.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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