I must be too annoying 4 u.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
