he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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