i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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