The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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