I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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