I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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