i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.