I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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