Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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