she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
being pregnant is like rehab
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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