the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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