Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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