there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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