did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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