wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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