I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
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pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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