she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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