Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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