how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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