SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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