just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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