I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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