I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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