Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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