I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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